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There is the infamous story of the Devil no longer needing a signature in blood, nor even coming to Earth itself to find new souls.  All he needs is a quick spurb buried in the depths of a “Terms Of Use” agreement that with full foreknowledge you irrevocably assign your soul to the possession of the one named Satin for eternity.
How often do you read the terms of use before clicking the I Agree button?  Will admit I do not always, but THIS ONE had me giggling.  They are certainly getting clever, clear and easy to read.  Here is hoping that this is a trend we will see spread far and wide!
Happy Monday,
Raen